Special Announcement! Michael and Joel to tackle genocide

Los Angeles, Calif. --Michael and Joel announced at a press conference today attended by friends and family at a really cool undisclosed location that in this Friday's post they will goosestep their way through their most genocidal review yet when they tackle The One, The Only, The Holocaust, with a review of Steven Spielberg's career (and mood) killer Schindler's List.

The duo also wanted to make textual note that they were flown in by a totally badass helicopter and escorted by models with rockin' bods, and that, so far, they've been having a great week. They hope you are too, unless you happen to be Richard Roeper.