Special Announcement: Michael and Joel a no show, site expected to get new hosts

The producers of Michael and Joel: At the Movies have been flooded with emails since month-long site hosts Michael and Joel were a no show for Tuesday's ultimatum after going missing last Friday. As a result, it is expected that Uwe Boll and Jerry Bruckheimer will replace them as the site's key reviewers starting this Friday. Stay tuned for what may turn out to be a groundbreaking post later this week.